The Day Herman Lottenslaughter Died

Herman Lottenslaughter died today, but you don’t know him. No one knew him because that was not his real name, but he was a real person, and so was Herman.

This week, I was going to write about the Triple-A National Championship in Vegas on September 28, which, by chance, was Herman’s 70th birthday. However, Herman died, so my plans have changed.

He had just gone into the hospital a couple of days before the game, but none of us knew what was to come. He was released the day I returned from Vegas.

I guess I should tell you that the Sugar Land Space Cowboys, the Triple-A affiliate of the Houston Astros, won by a score of 13-6 over the Omaha Storm Chasers, the Triple-A affiliate of the Kansas City Royals. You would probably be interested in hearing that the Storm Chasers played horribly, as if their hearts were not in the game, and they looked as though they did not want to be there. Errors both in the field and on the base paths left them easily overmatched by the powerhouse that were the Space Cowboys, despite Brian O’Keefe’s two-homer night for Omaha.

Back home, I imagined Herman cracking jokes about the Space Cowboys and the Storm Chasers. “Bacon can play better defense than that!” he would say about his dog with an incredulous laugh. But there were no jokes today, his love for the game had given way to a quiet, yet clearly visible suffering that even the doctors were confounded by.

Ever since he was a child, Herman loved baseball. After his family immigrated from Canada, he grew up in Southern California watching the Los Angeles Dodgers teams from the 1960s and telling me tales about Don Drysdale and Sandy Koufax. While playing Little League, Herman’s 1968 Ventura Babe Ruth Jr All-Star team made it to the district championship game, and he loved to tell me all about it.

Herman was on deck with the bases loaded and a chance to win the game, but the young man in front of him singled and drove in the winning run. Herman would joke for the rest of his life that if only the batter had struck out and he had the chance to be the hero, his life would have been different. That batter was a 13-year-old, future Academy Award winner, Kevin Costner.

I spoke to Herman today for one last time. It was a video call, and while I was 2,300 miles away in Ferndale, MI, with the sun shining brightly, I felt as though I was sitting right there in the hospital room. I could only see his face on the screen, but I remembered his frail figure from when I last saw him days before. I told him I was coming home and that I would see him tomorrow. In those moments, I remembered the tales of Don Drysdale and how the people of Los Angeles loved him and his movie-star looks, despite that, he was a fierce competitor on the mound. Then there were the stories of Herman’s teenage years, being a lifeguard on the beaches of Southern California with sun bleached blonde hair just waiting to catch his next wave or waking up early for water polo practice.

That’s the Herman I remember, but today he lay still with an oxygen tube, still smiling and giving me two thumbs up while I was so far away. We spent so many afternoons watching games, with him telling me stories mixed with wisdom and humor. While Herman could not really communicate more than the joy in his eyes, I smiled and nodded, pretending things were okay, hoping for one more day. In those last moments on the video call, I called him “Dad” for the first time, and I felt the warmth of his smile as I said “thank you” for everything before saying goodbye. Now it all feels like a dream.

Later that day, when the call finally came, I immediately felt the pain for his daughter, and being so far away from them all, I shuddered and began to cry.

When I got back home, I picked up the baseball that Herman had given me years ago, signed by all the players from that 1968 championship team. Its surface was worn, but the stitches held strong. An artifact of Herman’s love for the game, I held it in my hand, feeling the weight of the moment, but it was just silence now. Then I thought about how he would always ask me the same question: “Lindor or Correa?” I laugh now, sticking to my guns, as I always chose Correa, and his eyes always glimmered with mischief in response.

That was Herman, a bridge between the past and present, who cherished the game and his family. A man who would bring the joy of the Sunday paper’s comics to my kids and treated them like grandchildren of his own. He had a curiosity about him that drew my children to him from their pre-teen years to adulthood, showing them what it was like to have a grandpa.

Herman died today, but I knew he would never truly leave us. The stories we shared, the laughter we exchanged, and the lessons he left us will remain in every game I watch, every political pundit I hear, and every dad joke I tell.

Rest easy, Herman, and give Tank a pat on the head for us. We love you both, and you will forever be in our hearts.

With love, 

Dr. Turtle, Fish, The Kid, & Bull Moose

aka Herman Lottenslaughter
9/28/1954-10/9/2024

Harbor Protected

It’s been two weeks since I learned how to properly pronounce Norfolk, and on the best night of Elaine Benes’ life the Baltimore Orioles clinched the American League East, and their Triple-A affiliate Norfolk Tides clinched the International League Championship and a berth to the Triple-A National Championship.

The Tides advanced by beating the back-to-back Triple-A Champion Durham Bulls in the best of three series after falling to them in game one by a score of 10-5. 

Next stop Vegas.

The Orioles and Dodgers entered the Minor League Baseball season with the top two farm systems respectively so it’s no surprise that their two top teams would be facing off for the National Championship.

The Tides came into the Championship game with baseball’s top prospect Jackson Holliday. Holliday, who was selected No. 1 overall in the 2022 Major League Baseball Draft has played in all four Minor League levels in 2023 and was named the Hitting Prospect of the Year. Holliday is joined by three other Top 100 prospects in Colton Cowser (14), Coby Mayo (27), and Joey Ortiz (50).

While the Dodgers have also had their share of top prospects on their roster this season, only Michael Busch, and Gavin Stone were on the roster, and Stone was not available to pitch in Saturday’s game.

The Tides finished the season with a 90-59 record, while Triple-A’s best winning percentage goes to the Dodgers who finished the year going 90-58.

The Championship game also featured Jen Pawol, the first woman to umpire a Triple-A game in 34 years, behind the plate.

The teams arrived in Vegas on Friday afternoon, a full day before game time. I on the other hand boarded a 5:25am flight out of Sacramento on Saturday morning for a quick 24 hour adventure in Sin City.

The day started with excitement even before the sun came up as all flights were delayed for about thirty minutes as the Sheriff and TSA officers kept all passengers from boarding while they searched for a subject. I didn’t see if anyone was arrested but they spent most of their time searching around my gate. We finally got to board about 30-minutes later, but our pilot still got us in early to Vegas.

After I got to Vegas I went out to see The Sphere, the new entertainment arena that just opened with a three day U2 concert weekend. I wasn’t able to go in but seeing it up close was still pretty cool. The streets were packed even more than usual with the opening of The Sphere, Canelo fighting later that night, the baseball game, and all the construction down the Strip in preparation for the F1 Grand Prix in November. I also made sure to stop at my favorite breakfast spot, Lou’s Diner off Decatur.

I arrived at Las Vegas Ballpark while the Tides were taking their batting practice and the Dodgers were warming up. Jackson Holliday was busy doing interviews and I stayed back to take in the workouts. I then noticed Lauren Burke hanging out with a group of people by the Tides dugout. Lauren played softball for the Texas Longhorns for three seasons after transferring from Oregon after her freshman season. I approached the group and asked Lauren if she wouldn’t mind taking a picture with me. Her response was, “I’m a nobody” to which I told her that I had been a Texas softball fan for 20 years. The guy who was with her offered to take our picture and I was really grateful for the chance to meet her, and we parted ways.

I later discovered that the guy who took our picture was Kevin Cooney of the No Limits podcast. Kevin has over one million followers on TikTok, and although I had to look him up later, I’d seen some of his videos, but at that moment I had no clue who he was. lol.

The Dodgers were the “home” team for the game and would be starting rehabbing Major Leaguer Yency Almonte while the Tides will give the ball to Justin Armbruester, the Orioles’ 19th ranked prospect who went 6-6 with 3.56 ERA, 109 strikeouts, and 51 walks in 121.3 innings between Double and Triple-A.

The benches of both teams were frustrated with Pawol’s calls behind home plate as they challenged five of her calls in the first few innings and four were overturned. I commented to the Dodgers coach next to me that she must be feeling a lot of pressure being in such a big game, to which he replied she definitely is, but that she is much better behind the plate than she is out in the field making calls. I wouldn’t say that was a vote of confidence for her chances of making the Major Leagues. While I don’t want to discredit her achievements in making it to this level, she’s also in her mid-40s so I have to question her vision based on what I’ve seen tonight. Pawol is only the seventh woman to umpire in the Minor Leagues, the first since 2007, and the first to make it to Triple-A in over 30 years.

The Tides would score first when the Dodgers’ infield had a mental breakdown in the top of the third. After just getting the first out at the plate when Connor Norby tried to score on a ball hit to third baseman Miguel Vargas off the bat of Coby Mayo, Mayo reached first on a fielder’s choice and putting Colton Cowser on second. Cowser and Mayo would attempt a double steal on the next pitch, and as Feduccia threw to second, Cowser kept running. Mayo got himself in a rundown allowing Cowser to score from second before getting tagged out by Michael Busch.

After watching the Tides go through their lineup once, Dodgers’ performance coach Paul Fournier commented, “These guys swing from their heels” which is to say that they’re swinging with all of their power.

The score remained 1-0 in favor of the Tides until the bottom of the fifth when Feduccia hit a two out solo home run to right field, game tied 1-1. Armbruester would strike out Michael Busch to end the inning and that would be an end to his night, going five complete innings, and allowing one run on two hits with four strikeouts.

The Dodgers would take the lead in the bottom of the sixth when Miguel Vargas led off the inning with a double and scored on a base hit by Jonny Deluca.

The Dodgers would send out Alec Gamboa to start the top of the seventh. Gamboa would get Josh Lester to line out for the first out before giving up a double to Lewin Diaz. A walk, strikeout, and second walk would follow to load the bases for Colton Cowser who stepped up to the plate with the bases loaded and his team down by a run.

Down in the count 0-2, Cowser took the third straight fastball he saw and sent it for a drive that landed 455 feet away, grand slam. The score was now 5-2 Tides. After coming into the game 1-13 in the postseason, that was Cowser’s second hit of the night after getting a single in the first.

Connor Norby would add two runs on the board for the Tides in the top of the ninth inning when he hit a two out,  two-run home run to extend the Tides lead to 7-2.

Going into the bottom of the ninth, the Dodgers’ were down to their last three outs and would be facing Nick Vespi to try to close out the game for the Tides. The bottom part of the order was due up for the Dodgers as their seven, eight, and nine hitters were coming to bat.

Jorbit Vivas walked to lead off the inning and Vespi got two quick outs when he got Hernandez, and Fedducia to fly out to center and right field respectively. That would bring up Drew Avans.

Avans would swing through the first pitch as Vivas took second on defensive indifference. Avans then took Vespi’s next pitch, a fastball, to left field that scored Vivas, 7-3 the Tides still lead.That brought up Michael Busch for the Dodgers. Vespi started Busch off with a slider that Busch hit deep to right field and almost out of the ballpark for a two run home run and the score was now 7-5. That pitch would be all for Vespi as Tides manager Buck Britton would pull him in favor of Joey Krehbiel to face Miguel Vargas with two outs, and the Tides were now one out away from the Championship.

Ball 1

There is this guy in the stands just riding Vargas tonight, and its starting to get a bit frustrating especially since Vargas already has a double on the night. 

Ball 2

The constant jabbering starts to annoy coach Paul Fournier.

95 mph fastball up and in the zone…..goodbye. Vargas sends that 372 feet to left, and the score is now 7-6. As Vargas rounds third he glares over in the direction of the fan who had been shouting at him and has now been quiet since Vargas took his swing.

Ryan Ward up to bat for the Dodgers. Ward is 0-4 on the night. 

Krehbiel starts him off with a change up, strike one. Ward fouls off another change up, strike two.

Fastball, strike three, and the Norfolk Tides defeat the Oklahoma City Dodgers by a score of 7-6 to claim the Triple-A National Championship!

As the Tides celebrated on the field, it was Norby’s home run in the ninth, his third hit of the night,  that proved to be a crucial game changer as the Dodgers put up four in the bottom half of the inning.

This is Norfolk’s first Triple-A title for the franchise since 1983 when they were then known as the Tidewater Tides, and were the affiliate of the New York Mets. The last time an Orioles club won the Triple-A title was in 1971 with the Rochester Red Wings. The Tides also won 90 games this year which is a new franchise record, and many of the players who contributed to this season also contributed to the Orioles AL East winning team.

Colton Cowser, whose grand slam in the seventh really opened up the game for the Tides was named the game’s MVP and rewarded with an black engraved bat, and an XBox gaming system.

After the trophy presentation the Tides headed to their locker room where manager Buck Britton told them, “I’m so proud of everything we’ve accomplished. This is not easy to do, and this was one hell of a season. Great freaking job tonight. Colton Cowser, its been a tough road here for a couple of weeks…” and the champagne corks started to fly.

After the celebration I walked to my car, soaked in champagne, and realized that I didn’t have a change of clothes. It was near midnight,I didn’t have a hotel room, and I was catching another flight in six hours so I resigned myself to smelling like a drunk on the flight home.

Harbor Protected.